THE KIDS. ([info]harrymolarryflo) wrote,
@ 2004-09-11 22:36:00
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Current mood:CREATIVE.

PEOPLE ARE MAKING FAN FICTIONS ABOUT OTTO AND OTTO'S PENIS. WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND BUT WE MADE FAN FICTION TOO. ABOUT HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER RULES.

WE DEMAND GOOD REVIEWS.

"VIRTUE" BY FLO

"BUFF GUNDERSON AND THE ADVENTURES OF VOLDEMORT" BY LARRY

"MOLINIQUIA'S SECRET" BY MO

"SECRETS" BY HARRY

SHOULD WE GET A FANFICTION.NET ACCOUNT.


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[info]sil_no_kozi
2004-09-11 11:10 pm UTC (link)
It appears this is [info]bat_cheva's fault.

I do not make fanfiction. Perhaps I have a rather skewed viewpoint on the entire ordeal, but the vast majority of Harry Potter fandom scares me (and I'm a fan).

At any rate, I suggest you all not demand/beg/kill for reviews. Many reviewers don't like it...

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[info]bat_cheva
2004-09-11 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Errrrrrrr.....uhhhhhhhhh.....sorry. *sheepish grin*

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[info]harrymolarryflo
2004-09-11 11:33 pm UTC (link)
WE CRUSH ALL WHO FAIL TO REVIEW.

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[info]sil_no_kozi
2004-09-11 11:39 pm UTC (link)
Give potential readers time, though. Sometimes, it's the initial reviewers who convince the non-reviewers to give a story a try. Alternately, there are those who feel they write poor reviews and don't think their comments will be of much help.

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[info]harrymolarryflo
2004-09-11 11:57 pm UTC (link)
WILL IT HELP IF WE PUT "oMg pLz R/R!!!!1 ^_^" AT THE END OF THE FIC. OUR RESEARCH INDICATES THAT IT IS A COMMONLY-UTILIZED TECHNIQUE.

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[info]sil_no_kozi
2004-09-12 12:04 am UTC (link)
Ah, but you want to be uncommon! Everyone uses "OmG R/R kthxplzdienow!!1" in their fanfiction--sometimes at the beginning and end!

Stand out from the crowd! Otherwise your fanfic will be lost in the crawling Pit of Voles.

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[info]harrymolarryflo
2004-09-12 12:20 am UTC (link)
DATABASE ENTRY: PIT OF VOLES

ENTRY DATE: 06/02/03
SOURCE: OTTO OCTAVIUS

DEFINITION: THE COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY PHYSICS DEPARTMENT! HAHA I LOVE SCIENCE JOKES.

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[info]otto_octavius
2004-09-12 12:53 am UTC (link)
Heh. Damn I'm good.

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[info]telegramsam
2004-09-12 09:48 am UTC (link)
You know, you really might want to consider sitting the kids down for that "birds and bees" talk. I don't know about you, but if they were my kids, I'd be very disturbed by the fact that they're recieving their entire sex education via poorly written slash...

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[info]sil_no_kozi
2004-09-12 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Yes, doctor, you are. I don't even get it and it's funny.

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[info]evillunch
2004-09-13 09:47 am UTC (link)
I get it and I feel like a nerd. But it -was- funny

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[info]bat_cheva
2004-09-11 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Your stories are an excellent start to your writing careerr. You know what they say, practice makes perfect.

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[info]butterflysenshi
2004-09-12 12:38 am UTC (link)
Go for it!

I know I'll review your stories and encourage more! <3 I love Harry Potter slash. XP

That, and we can use the flames to cook marshmellows~ I likes marshmellows...

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[info]magenter
2004-09-12 06:47 am UTC (link)
I think the FF.net account is a wonderful idea. :D There's no such thing as too many smutty HP fics.

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[info]hokuton_punch
2004-09-12 11:47 am UTC (link)
Mo, Larry, and Flo - if I give you all cookies, will you stop writing?

Harry, you get cookies if you write more. <3

But you should all get accounts anyway. X3 Or share one.

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[info]evillunch
2004-09-13 09:15 am UTC (link)
Dude. If you guys got an account. I will R/R times infinity.
[Otto, do you do fics?]

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[info]vequinox
2004-09-16 06:13 pm UTC (link)
You could also join The Sugar Quill, which only accepts HP fanfictions and requires you to be betaread by one of their betareaders. I would like to take this opportunity to gratuitously pimp my own fanfiction which is available there. It's about Snape. No, no, don't be afraid, it's a romantic comedy (hetero, for those that are wondering). Point to note: none of the regular students make an appearance.

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